The man ain’t ever seen a booty like this 🎶👯

aquamanandfriends:

[ advrn shot at Car’s for 4 hours today- I’m just saving I wish that McQueen really WAS Colten cause I’d be a happier person right now]

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Wait what? What are you talking about, I’m confused.

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feistypantsprincess:

"But you chose the bubblegum flavour. One: I can choose my own flavours, thank you very much. And two: Bubblegum? Really? Only babies choose that one. I’m not a baby.”

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}  "You are so dramatic, it is just ice cream. Bubblegum flavor has nothing to do with age, it just taste good. You need to grab the concept of relaxation and hold onto it for dear life. Drama queen!"

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xdeliirium:

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                       ’ That’s a price I’m willing to pay.
                         Now, tell me, what’s the poison? ’           

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{☣}—”I will let you know I need something.
          from you. Now where are we going?”

the-amy-world:

a real happy ending?

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Disney Unanimated  | “Cinderella”
↳       2014 was the year I said enough. You know how every News Year’s Eve, people make these grand goals that they want to accomplish in the next year? Well my goal was quite simple: Get fuck away from my stepmom. See the thing is my dad was a famous hotel chain owner, think the Hiltons. When he died I was only fourteen and he happened to be married to my stepmom. He left me the hotel chain but in order to run it I had to be the legal age of 21. Until then my stepmom ran over the hotels and I clean the one near our mansion. She gave me the job as a high school graduation present. Worse present I ever gotten to be honest. Who wants to be a maid?

             New Year Eve rolls around, my stepmom tells me I can’t go to the huge celebration in Time Square, I have to watch over the hotel while she goes out and does god knows what. That was the first moment I said screw you bitch and I went to a bar nearby. I immediately got drunk. Hey I am twenty two years old, not in enrolled in college but working for my evil stepmom, I am allowed to get drunk. In my drunken moments at the bar, I met this guy whose name was Charles.

           Let me make this very clear, I did not like him. I never did. This isn’t a romantic comedy. We don’t fall in love or walk in the sunset happily ever after. This documentary is about me getting my life together. Besides I only made conversation with him after hearing he was a lawyer. He could help me get my hotel chain back. I used that as a leverage. Sure he flirted like a mad man but I wasn’t interested and he wasn’t my type. When he asked for my number once the ball dropped, I gave him my e-mail address. Had to keep it all business. Fast forward three months from New Years and I’m the richest woman on the east coast, me and large bank account live happily ever after! The end.

No one, messes with Kira Yukimura

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unlcnely:

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          “What will it take for you to believe me, huh?”

       {  } — “I believe you. I really really do.”

(Source: advrn)

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unlcnely:

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          “So I’ve heard. But you’re beautiful. Believe me.”

       {  } — “Yeah, yeah, yeah I totally believe you.”

(Source: advrn)

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unlcnely:

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          “I’m capable of plenty of things that could shut a girl up, but lying is not one of them. I value honesty, you know.”

       {  } — “Well aren’t you cute.”

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xdeliirium:

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                     ’ What’s one portal to many? You
                       couldn’t possibly be so cruel. ‘

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{☣}—”I am a monster. But I guess I can.
          Just remember, It will cost you….”

 

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