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       She wondered if someone would catch on to what just happened. Portia listened to him explain what happened at the concert but she was still stuck on the ‘bae’ thing. Snapping out of her train of thought after hearing his comment. “You are a sex god my friend, my hot friend.” She put extra emphasis on the word friend each time that she said it. Hoping he would realize that he needed to lay cool with all the relationship stuff. “Last question of the day from the lovely @_ihartlisa, nice username you got there.” She winked at the reference and continued.  “Her question is, do I see myself dating Jon?” She was internally panicking from that question. She had to continue to act like they weren’t a thing. “No, he really isn’t my type.”  The next segment was dancing and that was just what she did. Plus it would give her an excuse not to look at him. She knew her words were lies but they still hurt her to say them.

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          { ✌ } — He leaned back against the chair still laughing. He felt really comfortable doing this web show with her, it was fun being around her. She was sorta funny and the show had a cool concept. The moment he heard the words sex god and hot come out of her mouth was the moment his heart started racing again, it happened every time she complimented him. His heart stopped beating when she read the question out loud. He couldn’t breathe, he looked over at her, waiting on her answer. It was life or death answer. He needed her to not lie to the world. But she proved him wrong once again and he felt his heart sink down to his stomach. He needed some air, her lie made him lightheaded. He had to bow his head in order to not show how pissed her was with her. He went along with all her segments but the moment they were done filming, he was fuming. “What the hell was that? Seriously?! What was that?”

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              She couldn’t help but giggle at his reaction to the twitter name, he was really cute. “Yeah I got married about six months ago, the wedding was lovely.” She did a silent prayer that he wouldn’t fuck this up. Apparently it didn’t get answer because he did ruin it. She smacked his arm, it may seem have seemed playful on camera but in reality she was pissed. He was not supposed to say bae. Her cousin watched her videos and she knew she would tell her parents. Her dad would kill him, she was sure of it. She had to blow it off though .“Bless the rap gods for allowing us to meet.” She flipped to another note card, reading it she realized how silly the next question was. “From @mrsstyles: Has Jonathon ever met Harry Styles, they look just alike, like twins?" Her eyes immediately went over to his face because she knew he got that a lot. Clearing her voice as she looked at the camera. “Well I took him to a One Direction concert once, it didn’t go so well for him but I had a blast, But he did meet the sexy styles and they are somehow bros now. Be jealous Mrs.Styles I gotcha man on speed dial.”

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    { ✌ } — That smack was far from playful, it hurt like hell. He began rubbing away at his arm n a soothing manner. He was trying to figure out what he did to deserve that smack. Replaying the words in his head, the word bae came to his mind. She hit him for saying bae? Were they telling the world about their relationship or still in hiding? He needed to know. His gaze went over to the card, reading it along with her, his eyes rolled hating how much people asked that question. “The concert was not fun because all of his fans thought I was him, they kept bothering me. At one point, the security thought I was him, being scolded at by a buff man who could fold me up was not fun.” He made a uncomfortable face to the camera but continued. “Harold and I are cool though. He’s a cool guy, wears a lot of scarves but whatever that’s his life and closet.” He realized what she said and quickly turned towards her. “Since we are twins sorta, I am automatically sexy. Thanks for admitting it.”

xoxonyc:

          Portia loved making web shows, they brightened her day but she didn’t like to be compared to iCarly, she had her show way before the T.V show was made and she felt quite threatened about it when Nickelodeon stole from her. It took more work to make a webshow then do YouTube videos. She was so exited that Jonathon wanted to be on it with her. She cued her friend Emma to turn on her camera when he finally came, this was the first webshow she ever did with someone she liked.  She was always asked on instagram and twitter to make a video with him but she never wanted to since he was her secret boyfriend. People weren’t supposed to know they were together. Her parents didn’t approve her dating outside her race. But people were interested in her life, they were always following her around and asking her questions on twitter about him and her since they were always together in pictures or tweeting each other as ‘friends’.

         She turned towards camera once she heard the countdown, holding hard to the note cards with the questions they wanted to know. She blushed as she glanced over at Jonathon, she was hoping he wouldn’t blow their cover. “Hello and welcome to iHartPurrtia, I’m the main kitty Portia Hart and today we have a special and requested guess, by the name of Jon.” She clapped for him and watched him for a moment before going back to her cards. “Its Mail Time, the time where I read your mail and answer your questions that you send me via the social medias of the world wide web. First question of the day by @lesbian4portia from the lovely twitter. Before I say the question, let me just say hello to my wife. Hello kitten, how’s the cottage?” She loudly laughed yet glanced over to see Jon’s reaction. “How did Johnny boy and I become friends?"She looked over at her crush hoping he’d answer for her. “We’re going to let Jonathon answer this one.”

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     Coming onto her show was big deal to him, he just thought it was a her way of saying they were together. Of course he was hoping that. He really wanted to openly go out with her. He didn’t really like hiding what they were while she pretended to flirt with celebrities or rich people when her friends or family were around. He did not get why they had to hide because of her parents. He loved her more than he loved anything in the world. Shouldn’t her parents appreciate that kind of love? Why did his race have to be an issue? This was the twenty first century for christ sakes, he thought this kind of thing was over. Obviously not. When he came over to her apartment, he totally forgotten that she was going to do the web show today, he didn’t really keep up with it to know what days she filmed it and what days she didn’t. He awkwardly sat next to her, hoping this wasn’t a big famous show because he was almost certain that he had a huge pimple on his face.

     His heart started racing the moment he heard the countdown. ’Oh shit, I can’t do this.’ He was in full panic mode, his palms were sweaty and his heart was beating really fast. He noticed Portia blushing when she glanced over at him and it calmed him down a bit. He waved at the camera after hearing his introduction. “Hello people out there, how are you?” He wanted to smack himself for sounding so lame. ‘Remain calm. Be cool. You can’t mess up your relationship coming out on live video.’ He couldn’t help but laugh at the twitter name and Portia’s comment, she was kind of funny. He looked over at her feigning sadness. “You have a wife? When did that happen?!” It took him some time to think of how they became the magic duo. “I met my lovely bae in Malibu in the summer of ‘06 at a ice cream truck, I had a Tupac shirt on and she had a Biggie shirt. She tried to battle me over the last ice cream cone but I said no beef and let her have it.”

"Ever get the feeling you’re being surrounded by lions? I get it everyday"
- Kevin Richardson

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Making a face at his tone, she could tell that she was on thin ice at this point,”I wasn’t laughing at your face I was laughing because you were shy about it.. but yes I’m done. Sorry.” Hoping that he could just forget this and they could have a good time with him tonight. As long as he wasn’t upset, that’s all the girl really cared about.

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      {  } — He got out of seat, signalling to her that he was ready to go. They were done eating, there was no point of staying. The idea of hanging out at a restaurant was never a cool idea in his mind. You came to eat and once that was done, you go home. He waited for her at the door. “We are still going to your place right?” If they were, he was going to plop on the couch and just watch T.V and if they weren’t, he’d do the same thing at his house.

pantrygeist:

THERE IS HOPE FOR EVERYONE

text ;; favourite 😘

Alaska: hey I love you
Carson: hi I love you too :*
Carson: i just used a kiss emoji, just for you

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          There was a small rush of disappointment on the girl’s behalf. She was never able to do anything that she wanted       others came first, and tonight was a perfect example of that. Even if staying with a stranger was out of the ordinary for the brunette. With a soft smile, she took his phone and hesitated for a moment as she stared at the screen before finally managing to blank that part of her mind which don’t tell her that it was a bad idea and plucked up the courage to enter her digits. She took a glance at her friend, nose scrunched in disgust and even a little bitterness before she turned to the boy, handing him the phone back. “If it’s any consolation, I’d have stayed.”

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           {  } — He shrugged, seeing not point for her to be upset. It did make him feel somewhat better that she would’ve stayed. Tonight wasn’t their night but he had her number now, they could try again later. “Chicks before dicks or whatever you guys say. It is not that big of a deal, she is your friend and she needs you.” He closed the cab door once she was inside and walked away. By the time he finished cleaning his apartment, he was exhausted. Jonathon was so tired that he went straight to bed.  He read her name on his phone on her way in, a light chuckle left his lips. “Eliza…Wow.. I have an Eliza in my phone.” He immediately sent her a text to check on her. It was the least he could do.

[ text: ] So thornberry, how is your friend?
[ text: ] Is she okay?

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

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"You are doing it right now, are you kidding me? Can I like take a picture of your face right now because you’re really embarrassed that I called you out right now." When she saw the other face she laughed. "Oh my gosh, it’s not that big of a deal dude. I’m fine with it. It’s nothing to freak out over like damn." Laughing a bit while she sipped her drink, this was great.

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      {  } — His blue irises began to roll the more she continued to tease him about it. Now she was just getting annoying. His mannerisms probably showed that too. He was making little to no eye contact with nor was he sitting close to her. He was completely over this. He was ready for the whole thing to be dropped. “Are you done laughing at my expressive face?”

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          “I-I wasn’t exactly hunting
           for footprints…!”

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 { ☠ } — ❝If you did, you would not be in this situation.
               Here is a tip, always know your surroundings

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